MikeLitoris123

Shitting is gay. Whenever you let those deuces loose, it stretches out your asshole. What else forces your anus open? Penis does. It's literally the same fucking thing, but the penetration is reversed. Excrement is, simply put, its own natural single-use dildo. Because I am a straight man, I always induce diarrhea whenever I am able to. This way, I am simply urinating out of my butt instead of committing sin. Taking a leak out of a rather unnatural place is better than being a homosexual, after all. Pissing isn't gay.