Ja ću vam jedan vic ispričati: Kaže policajac liječniku da ga boli glava, a liječnik odgovori: Stavite oblog tamo gdje ste se udarili. Policajac se vrati idući dan k liječniku i kaže: Ovo nije pomoglo, cijeli dan sam mazao zid i ništa se nije promijenilo.
03. ožujak 2017
Pricaju plavuša i brineta o nedavnom nestanku struje i kaže brineta ja "ja sam dva sata zapela u liftu",a plavusa na ti: "blago tebi ja sam dva sata zapela na pokretnim stepenicama"
09. ožujak 2017
Who were the fastest readers in the world?
- The victims of 9/11, they went through 22 stories in 3 seconds
- The victims of 9/11, they went through 22 stories in 3 seconds
09. ožujak 2017
18+ otisli pericini da se jebu i kazu izadi na balkon i reci sta ima napolju kaze onu sunce napolju ljudi hodaju i eno jovice na balkonu sigurno se i njegovi jebu 18+
05. svibanj 2017
3 policajca su bili u ophodnji i našli su minu.Odluče da je odvezu u stanicu.Za vrijeme
vožnje jedan upita: Dečki a što ćemo učiniti ako eksplodira putem? Budalo,reče me drugi,
pa jednostavno nećemo reći da smo je našli!!!!
vožnje jedan upita: Dečki a što ćemo učiniti ako eksplodira putem? Budalo,reče me drugi,
pa jednostavno nećemo reći da smo je našli!!!!
22. svibanj 2017
A father with children comes to a hotel and says to the receptionist:
- I hope the porn here is disabled.
- No, it's just regular porn you sick fuck
- I hope the porn here is disabled.
- No, it's just regular porn you sick fuck
22. svibanj 2017
2 total idiots have decided to go fishing on the lake.They hire a boat,row to the center of
the lake and manage to catch a lot of fish.Then one of them said: We must somehow
marj this place,so that we find it Next time.Other one takes chalk and makes a mark on
the bottom of the boat.The first one yelles at him: You moron,that is not going to help us!
Why not? THERE IS NO WAY THAT WE ARE GOING TO GET THE SAME BOAT Next TIME!!!!!
the lake and manage to catch a lot of fish.Then one of them said: We must somehow
marj this place,so that we find it Next time.Other one takes chalk and makes a mark on
the bottom of the boat.The first one yelles at him: You moron,that is not going to help us!
Why not? THERE IS NO WAY THAT WE ARE GOING TO GET THE SAME BOAT Next TIME!!!!!
22. svibanj 2017
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